Today I nearly died on my way home...
As I sat reading my MX, minding my own business on the bus, along came the world's smelliest and slimiest looking man you could possibly imagine, a mixture of BO and dirty filthy cigarettes and probably not washing anything for 14 years, **pooey** he reeked bad and guess where he chose to sit?
yes, RIGHT BESIDE ME!
I think I took one last gasp of fresh bus air and tried not to choke for the remainder of my 40 minute ride home.
Dirty old smelly man :(
This was the day I very nearly died from asphyxiation
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