Weekend off to a great start

What's the weekend like?

Well... nobody's home.
Nobody to hang out with.
Room is a mess.
House is cold.
I'm tired.
I'm sleepy.
I'm at home on a Friday night watching Suddenly 30 by myself.
AND
I scalded myself with boiling chicken stock while making dinner.

So yeah, I'm off to a great start

Plus, I still need to buy shoes and a bag for the wedding.
Weather is looking miserable on the weekend.
Don't feel like going shopping alone.

Wonderful.
Life is wonderful.